New Release & Review ~ My Unexpected Surprise ~ by ~ Piper Rayne

Release Date: December 14

 

 

I never thought of myself as dad material.

 

Until my one-night stand showed up in my small Alaskan town five months pregnant.

 

But I don’t shy away from responsibility. First, because I’m a Greene and not to boast but we’re kind of a big deal in Sunrise Bay. Second, I’m the Sheriff.

 

 

I couldn’t have predicted how protective I’d become for the safety of her and my unborn baby to the point of asking her to move in with me and be my roommate.

 

 

Just when I think I have the situation under control, another surprise knocks me over, but it only spurs me to double down.

 

 

I’ll be the first to admit, I didn’t think it through. Somewhere between the dinners, the TV show binging, the doctor appointments, and me walking in on her naked, lines blurred.

 

 

In what feels like warp speed, my bachelor for life status is in jeopardy and I’m fighting for the most important thing of all—my family.

 

 

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Piper Rayne, or Piper and Rayne, whichever you prefer because we’re not one

author, we’re two. Yep, you get two USA Today Bestselling authors for the price of one. Our goal is to bring you romance stories that have “Heartwarming Humor With a Side of Sizzle” (okay…you caught us, that’s our tagline). 


A little about us…. We both have kindle’s full of one-clickable books. We’re both married to husbands who drive us to drink. We’re both chauffeurs to our kids. Most of all, we love hot heroes and quirky heroines that make us laugh, and we hope you do, too. 

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Cover Reveal ~ Crazy for this Girl ~ by ~ Hazel Grace

Title: Crazy for this Girl

Author: Hazel Grace
Genre: 2nd Chance Romance/Contemporary/Office Romance
Release Date: February 8, 2022
Cover Design: Black Widow Designs
 

It all started the summer going into my Freshman year.

I became the new neighbor to a pretty blonde with a book in her lap that didn’t want my company.

Laynee Reese was a smart-mouthed, semi-music genius, who captured all my attention, from shoving me mercilessly into the lake outside our cabins to her failed attempts of trying to get me to like Good Charlotte.

We quickly became best friends, writing letters back and forth about everything and nothing. It became a placeholder for me to keep a piece of how I felt about her because every summer it got worse. I was getting jealous and I wanted more than two thousand miles between us and phone calls after nine.

Life has a funny way of fucking shit up, though, and the end result was the devastating loss of the only girl I’ve ever wanted.

Months turned to agonizing years but as fate would have it, she stepped right back into the limelight of my life with a second chance.

One she didn’t want to give me.

Now, she’s my personal assistant and she’s screwed because I’m not messing this up again.

Laynee can be pissed at my sudden disappearance when we were eighteen, the things I’ve done and didn’t do, however, all that doesn’t overcast the hardened fact that I’m still crazy for this girl.

And nothing and no one is going to get in my way this time. Even if I have to destroy every man not worthy of her that comes her way.

 

Hazel Grace is an avid music lover and hardcore Oakland Raiders fan from the mitten state of Michigan. Her writing goals are “what the f*ck” storylines while enjoying her readers private messaging her to cuss her out.
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New Release ~ Four More Days ~ by ~ Andie Bale

Title: Four More Days

Series: Love in #’s Series Book 4
Author: Andie Bale
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Single Dad
Release Date: December 14, 2021

 

Maci Roberts is trying to forge her own path away from the only support system she’s ever known, her family. She recently graduated college, she’s a freelance writer, and now she just scored a very well paid job as a nanny. The only thing she wishes she could forget about is meeting the guy who blew her mind on her very last spring break as a college student.
Damian Stone is a well-respected attorney whose life is fairly simple. Until a trip to the beach turns his entire existence upside down. Meeting Maci is the best and also the worst thing that could’ve happened to him. What he thought was a very well thought-out plan ends up being a life choice he never expected to have to make.
***This story has heart, humor and lots of heat that’s intended for readers who are 18 or older***

 

 

 

Andie Bale lives in Ann Arbor (Go Blue!), Michigan, with her husband, daughter and awesome four-legged baby. Her love of reading started at a young age when sneaking her mother’s romance books to read was the highlight of her day. Now, I am beyond grateful and excited to be able to bring the characters in her head to life.

 

 

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Book Tour ~ Embracing Jared ~ by ~ Anna Paige

 

Title: Embracing Jared

Series: Thrill of the Chase
Author: Anna Paige
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Rock Star Romance
Release Date: December 9, 2021

 

The life of a rockstar must look so perfect…from the outside.
 
Being rhythm guitarist for Thrill of the Chase allowed me to travel the world.
Allowed me to make incredible music with my best friends.
Friends who had become my brothers.
There was nowhere I couldn’t go, nothing I couldn’t do.
Except help the most important person in my life.
My father.
The one thing that was out of my reach was the only thing in the world I wanted.
All I could do now was honor my promise to him, even if it killed me to do it.
And in honoring that promise, certain things became non-negotiable.
When one of those hard and fast rules was broken, I was ready for war.
Ready to go to bat for the only thing I loved other than my band.
Ready to send the enemy packing in order to protect what was mine.
 
What I wasn’t ready for…was her.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

★★★★★ Goodreads Review – “This book was truly amazing, from start to finish, I felt so much, I really felt for the characters and what they endured in life and what they had to do, well to get through life.”

 

★★★★★ Goodreads Review – “It is a superb Rockstar romance, drama, chemistry, sparks, tension, brotherhood, family, and plenty of emotion.”

 

★★★★★ Goodreads Review – “Whoa! What a story! Really.. I was blown away!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anna Paige is the author of the Broken series, the Thrill of the Chase series, and several sexy standalones including Off Script, Holding Out for You, and Tailspin (A Driven World Novel.)
She lives in a rural town in North Carolina where the only activity is the rhythmic color change of the solitary stoplight and a very real threat of being carried away by mosquitoes. The only alternative to terminal boredom is writing, making life interesting if only on the page.
Anna is happily married, with one amazing son and a hilarious rescue pup who is part boxer, part goat, and part dingo—at least that’s the theory after two incredible and entertaining years with him. When she’s not writing, she’s trying to make a dent in her TBR pile. Given that she’s constantly adding new titles to the list, the chances of her ever finishing are slim.
And she’s completely fine with that.

 

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Cover Reveal ~ One Way Back to Me ~ by ~ Carrie Ann Ryan

Title: One Way Back to Me
Series: The Wilder Brothers #1
Author: Carrie Ann Ryan
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Cover Design: Sweet N Spicy Designs
Photo: Wander Aguiar
Model: Andrew Biernat
Release Date: April 18, 2022

 

BLURB

 

When the Wilder brothers retire from the military and are forced to learn a new life, things get interesting in the start to a brand new steamy, contemporary romance series from NYT Bestselling Author Carrie Ann Ryan.

 

I never thought I’d see her again.
After one dance at a wedding, I knew she was for me. Only things didn’t work out that way, and I had to watch her walk away with the man she loved instead.
Years later, I’m in desperate need of a wedding planner—not for myself, but for my company.
My five brothers and I need to get our new Wilder Resort off the ground, and Alexis is the only one who can help.
Yet the moment we see each other again, we can’t deny the passion or connection. And if we’re not careful, our pasts just might burn through our present.

 

 

 

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Carrie Ann
Ryan is the New York Times and USA
Today bestselling author of contemporary, paranormal, and young adult romance.
Her works include the Montgomery Ink, Redwood Pack, Fractured Connections, and
Elements of Five series, which have sold over 3.0 million books worldwide. She
started writing while in graduate school for her advanced degree in chemistry
and hasn’t stopped since. Carrie Ann has written over seventy-five novels and
novellas with more in the works. When she’s not losing herself in her emotional
and action-packed worlds, she’s reading as much as she can while wrangling her
clowder of cats who have more followers than she does.
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New Release ~ Quick & Snowy ~ by ~ Whitley Cox

Title: Quick & Snowy

Series: Quick Billionaires, Book 5
Author: Whitley Cox
Genre: Steamy, Contemporary, Holiday Romance
Release Date: December 11, 2021

 

 

 

Get her to her family and home for Christmas. Keep it in your pants. Easier said than done.
Retired SEAL and now special operative, Barnes Wark just wants to finish his current job—find the long-lost McAllister sister—then escape to solitude in his beachside cottage. He’s not one for fuss, people or holiday cheer.
But for the last four months, every lead has been a dead end, and he’s getting pissed.
Hiding away in a seaside village in beautiful Portugal, he finally finds who he’s been searching for.
Unfortunately, she’s not leaving without a fight and that pisses him off even more.
Dr. Brier Scofield allows herself one indulgence in life and that’s one three-week vacation every year. With no family, she’s dedicated her life to curing the disease that killed her mother.
So when a handsome, but frustrating, stranger shows up and says she has family waiting for her in the snowy mountains, she doesn’t know what to think.
Going from no family to a ton seems daunting and something this quiet, introvert isn’t ready for.
Barnes doesn’t care if she’s ready or not, he has a job to do—and that job is her.
In more ways than one.

 

 

★★★★★ Goodreads Review Two of my favourite themes are holidays and mystery/suspense; so for me Quick and Snowy was a perfect blend for me.

★★★★★ Goodreads Review – If you love holiday romances with some mystery this book should certainly be on your radar.

★★★★★ Goodreads Review – Author Whitley Cox gives readers a lovely story around newly found family (it’s huge) and Christmas, then add in two introverts who get each other and discover that there is sizzling hot chemistry between them!

He pulled the sheet away and watched as a new layer of gooseflesh chased across her skin.

He wanted to feel those bumps beneath his lips.

Melt them with the heat of his tongue.

Setting the plate off to the side, he leaned forward, and from just above her crease, he ran his tongue up the length of her spine, feeling her tremble and shiver beneath him. He ended at her neck and gently bit her shoulder.

She relaxed into the bed.

Yes.

The woman needed to fucking relax.

He’d never met someone who was constantly so tightly wound.

He’d watched her unravel and loosen up just a bit on the plane when he slid his fingers beneath her pants, but even then, even as she allowed him to bring her to orgasm and suck on her nipples, she hadn’t allowed herself to completely let go.

What was “relaxed” Brier like? When she truly allowed herself to be free of worry.

He wanted to find out more than he’d wanted to find out anything in a long fucking time.

Swirling his tongue over her shoulder and down her arm, he brushed her hair off her face to find her looking at him.

The smile in her eyes hit him hard in the solar plexus, and a breath hitched in his chest.

But he made sure to hide his physiological response from his face.

If she got even a whiff of anything, she could shut down all of this.

She couldn’t know that he was beyond having temporary feelings for her. That parts of him wanted to explore this connection, this friendship they had, beyond their time in Whistler.

Leaning forward, he pressed a kiss to her forehead.

Her eyes closed.

He’d made sure to place the plate with orange slices within reach, and while still kissing her, still giving her attention, he reached for a slice, brought it over and squeezed it over her bare back.

Starting at the base of her spine, right above her crease, he moved his hand up the length of her body.

She inhaled sharply, and her eyes widened.

He grinned down at her, then brought the now empty and crumpled orange slice in front of her face.

Understanding dawned on her face. But her eyes remained wide.

Intrigue and desire replaced the surprise, burning hot and making the green of her eyes intensify in color.

He moved away from her face and back toward her butt. Her gaze followed him.

He didn’t have to see her eyes to know they were glued to his every movement.

He could feel the heat of her stare. Sense the ripping vortex of desire and unease that dueled within her.

She wanted this.

But she didn’t think she should.

“Relax, Bry,” he cooed. Before dipping his head, he swirled the tip of his tongue at the top of her crease for just a moment, then raked his tongue up the length of her spine, gathering the droplets of sweet juice as he went.

She stiffened beneath him.

He felt her tense.

Felt her walls start to go up.

She was stepping out of her comfort zone, and he needed to let her know that it was okay to do so. That she was safe to be herself with him. Safe to let go.

When he reached the back of her neck, he bit down just hard enough to send her a message. Then he slid his hands over hers, which were flat above her on the bed, and he covered her body.

He didn’t put all of his weight on her, but he put a bit.

“You are safe, Bry. Safe with me. Nobody can hurt you here. Nobody outside of the people in this room need you for anything other than for your desires to be fulfilled. Turn off your worries. Let yourself relax. You’re safe to be yourself with me.”

Quick puffs of warm arm fled her flaring nostrils.

He glanced at her. She looked up at him.

Both of them were keenly aware of his erection laying against the crack of her ass. Particularly her, because when he lowered himself onto her a little more, she clenched her cheeks.

“We won’t do anything you’re not comfortable with, Bry. But something tells me you want to do more than you’re willing to admit … to me or even to yourself. Give yourself a gift for Christmas. The gift of not overthinking. The gift of just going with the flow. Of giving in to your basest, most animalistic and carnal desires.”

She shivered beneath him when he said that last bit.

“You might just surprise yourself with how much you enjoy this other side of yourself. How freeing it is.” He brought his mouth down next to her ear. “How much you like to be dirty.”

 

A Canadian West Coast baby born and raised, Whitley is married to her high school sweetheart, and together they have two beautiful daughters and a fluffy dog. She spends her days making food that gets thrown on the floor, vacuuming Cheerios out from under the couch and making sure that the dog food doesn’t end up in the air conditioner. But when nap time comes, and it’s not quite wine o’clock, Whitley sits down, avoids the pile of laundry on the couch, and writes.
 
A lover of all things decadent; wine, cheese, chocolate and spicy erotic romance, Whitley brings the humorous side of sex, the ridiculous side of relationships and the suspense of everyday life into her stories. With single dads, firefighters, Navy SEALs, mommy wars, body issues, threesomes, bondage and role-playing, Whitley’s books have all the funny and fabulously filthy words you could hope for.
 
 

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Model Behavior is coming from Tricia Lynne in February!

Even old dogs deserve a second chance.

 

Hayes Walker is screwed.

 

His body is giving out, his family is bleeding him dry, and he never prepared for life after football. When the Dallas Bulldogs offer him a coaching position instead of a returning roster spot, only two things keep him going—staying fit in case another football team picks him up, and spending time with a gray-faced Boxer at the Unlovabulls Dog Rescue.

 

Olive Russo is a woman who can walk through a kennel in a white pantsuit without getting a spot on her. The always organized PR pro will need her cool control when she’s forced to plan a fundraising gala for the Unlovabulls with the college boyfriend who turned her inside out. A decade ago, Hayes Walker broke her heart and sent Olive into a spiral of bad decisions that she’d rather her clients not know about. Now she is determined to keep the completely lickable Hayes off her to-do list—even if their chemistry is stronger than ever.

 

Dumping Olive was the worst decision Hayes ever made. When the amazing girl walks back into his life a full-fledged woman, he makes a play for her heart. But when Olive’s secrets are exposed and the NFL knocks on Hayes’s door, they’ll both need to leave their past where it belongs if they’re going to make it work the second time around.

 

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Excerpt Reveal ~ Intrigue My Desires ~ by ~ Charmaine Louise Shelton

Charmaine Louise Shelton is back with a brand new couple–get to know Harris and Kat in the first part of their love story, Intrigue My Desires!

Title: Intrigue My Desires

Author: Charmaine Louise Shelton

Genre: Contemporary Romance

Release Date: December 28th

About Intrigue My Desires:

Welcome to the titillating world of the multibillion-dollar global companies and the love affairs of the families that control them.

 

Harris

I’m the last man standing in The STEELE Quaternity—my brothers and I dubbed such by the media as the most sought-after of the world’s eligible billionaires. One by one, they fell. Suckers.

Me? I hold on to my playboy card like a life preserver in a tsunami, as my fraternal twin sister teases me. Until the day I don’t…

 

Kat

Those Jacksons think they’re all that. Well, they’re wrong. Dead wrong. And I’ll use whatever and whoever I can to get what I want. Revenge. My red hair, pretty face, and curvy body get ‘em every time. Including that Steele sucker.

Will Kat claim Harris’ playboy card or will her true desire destroy the Jacksons and the Steeles?

Join Harris—her mouse—as he chases his Kat from Aberdeen and the Channel Islands to Thailand and more in their steamy playboy falls for The One billionaire romance.

 

Their love story is a standalone romance trilogy in the series. Get a glimpse of their dynamism in other books.

 

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“Mr. Steele? Mr. Harris Steele?”

A soft Scottish lilt says my name like I’m Bond. James Bond.

And like a Bond Girl, this one is stacked. Her prim librarian facade of low heels, stockings, a conservative suit with an A-line skirt and a waist-length jacket, pussy bow blouse, and tortoise-shell glasses fails to hide her bodacious body. Thick, glossy red hair pulled back in a no-nonsense bun. Talk about a scene at LEVELS London. Hot damn!

As my gaze takes in her long legs, grip-worthy hips, ample tits, and lush mouth, her natural beauty takes my breath away. Emerald green eyes stare back at me, unaffected—dare I say bored—by my heated gaze.

I put on my most dazzling, panty dropping smile and mimic her Scottish accent in my deep baritone timbre.

“Aye, bonnie lass. And who might ye be?”

I think I see a flash of something in the depths of those intriguing emerald orbs. But it’s gone in, well, a flash.

She squares her shoulders and peers down her nose at me.

Her attempt to show confidence only serves to push her delectable tits out.

I smirk.

Her eyes narrow slightly. Then her face blanks again.

Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face,” anyone?

“Kat, Mr. Jackson’s administrative assistant,” she responds.

Oh, fuck me. Why does this one have to work for Lachlan? Damn.

The realization wipes the flirtation from my mind in an instant.

“Mr. Jackson asked me to escort you up to his offices as a call detained him,” Kat continues. “Kindly follow me, Mr. Steele.”

Without waiting for me to acknowledge her statement, Little Kat pivots and stalks towards the executive floor’s elevator.

Okay, Little Kat may be Lachlan’s admin. But the sway of her hips and her round ass call to me like a siren’s song. I follow like she’s the Pied Piper.

The alluring scent of her perfume fills my nostrils as we stand side by side in the elevator. I guesstimate her height at five feet, eight inches in her two-inch heels since I tower over her by five.

Surreptitiously, I ogle her in my periphery. Wild thoughts of yanking the pins from her bun to free that red mane, hiking her skirt up, and hoisting her long leg around my hip as I drive my hungry ten-inch cock balls deep inside of her wet, willing pussy fill my head.

The ping of the elevator doors opening interrupts my sexy fantasy.

As I follow Little Kat, I adjust my burgeoning length. And avoid staring at her sexy strut.

She knocks on Lachlan’s doors and opens them.

“You may enter, Mr. Steele,” she says as she steps back.

“Thank you, Kat,” I say with a nod. The taste of her name sweetens my mouth.

I step inside, and she closes the doors behind me.

My hand drags down my face as I blow out a long breath.

Fuck. Me.

When I open my eyes, Lachlan stares at me with his head cocked as he continues to speak on the telephone. I shake my head and point to his en suite bathroom. He nods but watches me with a furrowed brow.

Once inside, I fully adjust my cock, then stare in the mirror.

“Did that Little Kat crawl under my skin? Fuck… Am I doomed like my brothers by one glance?” I say aloud to my reflection. Then I grin. “Hell nah! Not this playa, baby!”

I chuckle as I shake my head to dislodge that unsavory thought, rinse my face with cool water, and stride from the bathroom.

About the Author:

Charmaine Louise Shelton the Founder, CEO & Author of CharmaineLouise New York, Inc. loves all things classic, elegant, feminine, and of course with an erotic edge! Favorite outfit of choice is a cashmere cardigan, leather pencil skirt, and seamed silk stockings with stiletto heels. Sexy Fantasy Type: sub with a dash of Voyeur. When not writing and designing, Charmaine Louise travels and spends time with her Maltese buddies, ZIGGY and Jynger. She loves to hear from her readers info@charmainelouisebooks.com!

 

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Book Blitz ~ Protective Instinct ~ by ~ Tricia Lynne

Tricia Lynne is sharing the first in her standalone series, Protective Instinct, with us today! Check it out and grab your copy today!

Title: Protective Instinct

Author: Tricia Lynne

Genre: Romantic Thriller

About Protective Instinct :

If NFL player Brody Shaw wants to retire from his hometown team, the Dallas Bulldogs, he needs to keep his head down and his nose clean. When the stray dog he rescued bites the pet sitter, it sets off an avalanche of bad publicity, and it’s time to bring in a professional.

 

Dog-trainer Lily Costello has no intention of training Brody’s dog, CC—football players are bad news, and Brody Shaw is a player if she’s ever met one. Then she sees the brand on CC’s stomach. She came from a puppy mill—the very one Lily is trying to find and shut down.

 

Brody is all in to help the curvy trainer, and with his clout and connections, Lily finally has a lead. But it’s not long before they attract the wrong kind of attention. When someone makes it clear that they’ll stop at nothing to halt the search, it’ll take everything Brody and Lily have to escape with their lives…

 

 

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Tricia Lynne is fluent in both sarcasm and cuss words and has little filter between her brain and mouth––a combination that tends to embarrass her husband at corporate functions. A tomboy at heart, she loves hard rock, Irish whiskey, and her Midwestern roots. She’s drawn to strong, flawed heroines, and believes writing isn’t a decision one makes, but a calling one can’t resist.

 

Tricia lives in Dallas with her husband and dogs, and is a co-founder of the All The Kissing blog as well as a contributor to The Curvy Fashionista blog. Be on the look out for her newest, Unruly Behavior, Book one of The Unlovabulls series in December, 2020. Her debut, Moonlight & Whiskey, is available now.

 

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New Release ~ Miracle Worker ~ by ~ BJ Harvey

Title: Miracle Worker
Series: Chicago First Responders
Author: BJ Harvey
Genre: Cop/Firefighter Steamy RomCom
Release Date: December 8, 2021
 
He’s black and white. She’s neon technicolor. But together, they’ll find they’re exactly what each other needs.

 

 

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Firefighter Alexandra Maxwell has lived in the shadows of her family’s firefighting legacy in her small Iowa hometown for most of her life. So when she’s given the opportunity to transfer to Chicago, she jumps at the chance to spread her wings and make her mark in the career she loves.

 

Chicago cop Gio Rossi enjoys the quiet life. He’s all about his job and his close-knit family. When his brothers offer up his spare room to ‘Alex’, their new firefighter colleague, he definitely isn’t expecting a leather-clad, motorcycle-riding, adrenaline junkie woman to turn up at his door.
Despite trying to fight their growing attraction, when a near tragedy on the job has Alex doubting her judgment, it’s Gio who’s steps up, determined to prove to his strong-willed, independent roommate that showing your soft spot does not make you weak, it simply makes you real.
Can these two unlikely bedfellows find common ground and see what everyone else around them has seen all along, that together, they can work miracles, even if it’s just with each other.
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USA Today Bestselling Author BJ Harvey brings you Miracle Worker – Book 3 in a new spin-off to the Cook Brothers steamy rom-com series featuring first responders in Chicago who are fighting the good fight and also finding love at the same time. This series can be read as a standalone and is set in the same world as the Bliss, Game, and Cook Brothers series before it.

 

 

Deciding to clean up before thinking about what to do for dinner, I grab a quick, hot shower, then wrap a towel around my hips and walk through to my bedroom. I shut the bathroom door behind me, noticing the house is significantly quieter now that there’s not a rock concert being held in my living room.

Moving toward my closet, I pull out some sweats and a tee along with some boxers, and I lay them on the bed. Just as I unwrap the towel and start drying myself off, my bedroom door slams open and Alex bounds in, waving a rolling pin above her head like it’s Thor’s hammer, and she’s ready to attack.

“Whoa!” I splutter

“I’m calling the cops, mother fu—Gio? Oh, hell. Um—”

I stare flabbergasted at an equally shocked Alex, her weapon arm falling down to her side, her eyes wide and her chest heaving. My heart thumps against my ribs as I try to calm my own breathing, all the while trying to process what the hell just happened.

Her gaze drops . . . then drops again, before jerking up to my face.

“Ah hell,” I curse, one hand moving to cover my junk, the other blindly grabbing at anything on my bed to cover myself up with. To her credit—and my relief— Alex turns around to face the wall, giving me privacy.

“I’m so sorry. In my defense, I didn’t know.”

“Didn’t know?Do I have a third nut I don’t know about?  Just to be sure, I move my hand out of the way to make sure everything is as it should be down there.

A soft gasp escapes her, and looking up, I catch Alex’s deer-in-the-headlights look in the mirror facing my bed, the mirror giving her a full-frontal view of my uncovered body—again. Her cheeks turn pink before she drops her gaze to the ground.

“Didn’t know what, Alex?” I ask again as I quickly pull on boxers then my sweats, making sure the important bits are covered before I can inadvertently flash my new roommate with the goods a third time.

“That you were home. I didn’t hear you come in, and I figured you would’ve said hi or something when you did. So when my music stopped and I heard a door shut and then footsteps, my brain went to the worst-case scenario and defaulted into self-preservation mode.”

“With a rolling pin? Don’t you have pepper spray or something in your purse?”

“No. I just have a whistle,” she says before she turns around to face me. “Hold up. Why are we discussing weapons of choice to use when I mistakenly think there’s someone in the house?”

“’Cause you thought I was a home invader, and instead of running out of the house and maybe calling the cops, you ran in here all hot air and bluster, armed with a kitchen utensil. I think this warrants a conversation.”

“Do you have to be shirtless for it? It’s kind of distracting, that’s all.” She waves her hands in front of her, gesturing to my chest. 

“Not like you haven’t seen me already, roomie,” I reply, unable to fight my smirk.

She snickers as she lifts her eyes to mine. “I’m sorry.”

“For accosting me with a weapon of pastry creation or copping a look in the mirror?” I ask with a questioning brow. Her lips twitch up and I frown. “What?”

“Get it? Copping a look?” she replies with a giggle.

I roll my eyes and fight a snort at her goofy sense of humor.

“I kind of just went into fight-or-flight mode.” Her shoulders go back and she glares at me. “Besides, you could’ve at least told me you were home.”

“I tried, you were too busy being mid-hip shimmy.”

“Oh,” she mumbles, her shoulders visible dropping. “I was cooking our first roomies dinner.”

My head jerks back. “That’s a thing?”

She shrugs. “I wanted to say thank you for letting me move in, and since it was the first time we’ve been home at the same time . . .”

Damn.

“Shit. Okay, well if you’re not traumatized from seeing me naked and dinner’s not ruined because you ran in here like a modern-day Wonder Woman, I’d like that.”

She gifts me a wide, genuine smile, and for a moment, I forget that I’m standing there shirtless in a pair of grey sweats and my new roommate has already seen me naked. Because that smile is dangerous and has trouble written all over it. 

Remember she’s your roommate, Gio.

She steps forward and holds out her arm to me. “Truce?”

My brows bunch together as I shake her hand. “For what?”

“We’ve only met face-to-face two times, and you’ve already pulled a gun on me, and I’ve stormed in ready to bash you with a rolling pin. I’d say we’re even now.”

“Truce then,” I agree with a nod and a shake of her hand.

Alex steps back and doesn’t hide the full-body perusal she gives me. “Brilliant. Well, not that I’m complaining—because damn, who knew you had that hiding under there?—but growing up, we always ate supper fully dressed.”

I bark out a laugh and shake my head. “I think I can manage that.”

“Awesome. See ya soon, roomie,” she says before turning around and skipping her way out of the room. Stopping in the doorway, she shoots me an amused smirk.  “By the way, shrinkage obviously isn’t an issue. Good for you.”

I’m left standing there with my mouth agape and absolutely no comeback.

And it’s not until Tom Petty starts blaring from the kitchen again that I realize I better get moving.

Life is going to be interesting with Alex Maxwell around. But maybe that’s exactly what I need.

 

 

BJ Harvey is the USA Today Bestselling Author of angsty contemporary romance, romantic comedy, and sometimes a little bit of romance suspense. She regards herself as a smut peddler, suspense conjurer, and a funny romance thinker upper. An avid music fan, you will always find her singing some hit song badly and loving every minute of it. She’s a miner’s wife, a mom to two beautiful teenagers, and was born in New Zealand and currently lives in Perth, Australia.

 
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