TITLE: Getting Off (Elevator Series 1.5)
RELEASE DATE: October 30th, mothertruckers!
A recipe for a perfect Thanksgiving disaster:
Add 1 cup of contagious disease
2 cups of secrets
Stir in too much family togetherness
Sprinkle on some awkward porn viewing
Heat at 350 degrees
A year after Going Down, Cole and Cici are still crazy about each other. Despite their relationship no longer being a secret, they can’t seem to catch a break. All Cici wanted was one perfect holiday, and all Cole wanted was dibs on some cranberry sauce.
As usual, Cici has a carefully laid out plan. And as usual, the universe has a different—more hilarious—plan. Will Cici be able to give up her idea of perfection and go with the flow?
Sometimes letting go is the secret to getting off.
First, you need to read Going Down. For a couple reasons:
1 – Getting Off (the book) won’t make ANY sense without reading it first!
2 – Cici and Cole are HI-larious and you need to fully enjoy everything that is their story!
If you haven’t read Going Down, go back and do that NOW! Here’s a handy buy link: http://hyperurl.co/GoingDown
On with the review.
Cici and Cole are heading to his parents’ house for Thanksgiving Dinner. If Cici will ever get her act together, Cole is DYING for cranberry sauce that he knows his brother will have devoured if he doesn’t get there STAT! And Cici is doing her best to postpone getting to his parents’ but for other reasons than to deny Cole his cranberry sauce and bragging rights…
Enter in Cole’s crazy family, Cici’s “incidents”, Maggie’s crazy truck driver lingo, among other things and you’re laughing til your peeing! Can’t wait for more from this author and in this series!!!
When Katherine Stevens isn’t writing, she can usually be found opening juice boxes and looking for lost shoes. Her kids keep her quite busy and always zig-zagging across the line of sanity. She is a lifelong Texan with a terrible sense of direction and even worse memory. She thinks life is entirely too hard if you don’t laugh your way through it.
As a child, she dreamed of being the most sarcastic astronaut in history, but her poor math skills and aversion to dehydrated food kept her out of the space program. Now she writes to pass the time until NASA lowers their standards. Your move, NASA.
OTHER BOOKS BY KATHERINE STEVENS:
Felony Ever After: http://amzn.to/1ULdCxe
Going Down (Book 1 in The Elevator Series): http://hyperurl.co/GoingDown
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